I’m not sure I have words for this

“Obsessed with guns much?”

That was about all Geoff and I had to say when this arrived in my inbox today. Courtesy of Etsy, naturally, I had to click through to the seller and see if this was for real.

It is.

The shop is called FireSculptureArt. No, they’re not from Texas, they’re from California. And they make these.

Crazy Shotgun BBQ — This is a custom BBQ. Or a giant shotgun. Or both?

Crazy pistol BBQ — I wonder what the neighbors think if you roll this thing into your backyard?

Crazy Antique Pistol BBQ — Oh, wait, this one is an antique model. That makes it all better…

And then there are the prices. Ye gods and small fishes. Yeah, I got nothing.

~Kelly

3 thoughts on “I’m not sure I have words for this”

Shakay says:

November 12, 2012 at 2:13 PM

I got nothing and don’t need/want a +10K grill…but they also got some exploded mailboxes and a pirate chest? yeah – that!

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1. Kelly and Geoff says:
  
  November 12, 2012 at 11:39 PM
  
  There was also some sort of fire sculpture that was like 15k or something. I don’t get it AT ALL. Makes me wonder how they make a living, charging prices like that.
  ~Kelly
  
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thedigitorialist says:

November 13, 2012 at 6:43 PM

That’s pretty damn awesome. Gun-B-Cues.

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