Back to your regularly scheduled postings of weird stuff

And leave it to Fab.com to bring the, here’s that word again, disturbing stuff.

This popped up in an email from last week but with everything that was going on it didn’t make it into a post. Lucky you, I tracked down the links and grabbed the jpgs. For the betterment of humanity, or something.

I don’t know what warped mind these came from, but these are NOT cute, sexy, or kittens. Really.

Beefcat, it’s what’s for dinner… I mean “Sexy Kitty Prints, Of Course”

Uh, I got nothing on this one.

Oh, look, it’s a calendar. Wait, what??? My eyes!!!!!

If Marky Mark were a cat underpants model????

No. Just, no.

Is that Justin Timberlake? Oh, wait, then it should be a box. Nevermind.

Now I know why they call it the cone of shame. I’m ashamed I looked at it.

So glad I don’t let the cats on the computer…

~Kelly

ETA: Geoff here, and OH DEAR LORD WHAT THE….

I… just… don’t have words. The English language fails me. So perhaps a Venn diagram would better describe what I think of these.

Yeah. Pretty much.

2 thoughts on “Back to your regularly scheduled postings of weird stuff”

queue42 says:

April 24, 2013 at 9:33 PM

And then the song would be “Dick in a Ball.”

Or “Dick ‘n’ a Ball,” for the monotesticular among us. Y’all. Whatever.

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1. Kelly and Geoff says:
  
  April 24, 2013 at 10:46 PM
  
  OK, I actually LOL’d at that second bit.
  
  Has Jaspher come up with the lyrics for the new song yet? If not, he should.
  
  -Geoff
  
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