and clearly, the world is indeed going to end this month. Because we now know that the rapture did in fact take place.
Behold… the evidence I found in Beacon Hill yesterday.
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This irks me
Before you ask, no, this isn’t a “War on Christmas” post. There is no “War on Christmas.” That’s just Faux News propaganda.
A post in which I say “masshole” a lot
Anyone who has ever spent any time in New England knows about the “Boston” accent. If you’ve spent any time around people who were raised here or who spent the greater portions of their lives in proximity to certain parts of Massachusetts, you know about the Law of R Conservation.
I’m not sure I have words for this
“Obsessed with guns much?”
That was about all Geoff and I had to say when this arrived in my inbox today. Courtesy of Etsy, naturally, I had to click through to the seller and see if this was for real.
It is.
Election season is almost over (hopefully)
Kelly and I have been getting phone calls from different pollsters and phone banks and so we are just avoiding them as much as possible. Thank God for caller ID. I love the people who block their number so “000-000-0000” shows up. Who in their right mind would answer that?
Anyway, here’s a public service announcement from Chris Rock that is geared towards undecided white voters.
-Geoff
Happy Halloween
From our family to yours.
Happy Halloween. Remember, tonight when the veils between this world and the next are thinnest, there are a few things you need to know to keep safe.
Always Aim for the Head and The Double Tap.
~Kelly & Geoff
Zombified photo courtesy of the cool folks at picmonkey.com, discovered via TheBloggess.
Closed due to… snow?
As you probably have heard by now, most of the eastern seaboard is dealing with a little storm. There are a lot of closures and various emergencies being declared including right here in MA. Tonight I was at a party after work for a retiring colleague when my boss, at the request of another coworker, pulled up the MFA website on her phone to see if they were closed tomorrow. This is what she saw.
Someone is clearly tired of the election hype
Yes, it’s possible that person might be me, but in this case it’s a t-shirt designer.
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Black Cat Appreciation Month
No, not Black Cat Awareness Month, Black Cat Appreciation Month. Just ask Geoff how much he likes the phrase “raising awareness“. Go ahead ask him, I’ll wait.
My life, explained in photos
Lately things have been a little crazy around here. I have been running at full tilt to get a lot of work done for a lot of different places, getting less sleep than I should, while generally getting very frustrated with the world. And recovering from pneumonia. As there have been a plethora of oddly appropriate animal macros floating around on the web (most from ICHC), I’m going to use them to help explain my story.
The Books are Taking Over... 